I Am Not a Reptilian Shape Shifter Tee — Funny Conspiracy Graphic V-Neck Shirt
Black / S
$18.82
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This lightweight V-neck tee brings dry humor and quiet rebellion to everyday wear. Soft, breathable cotton drapes in a retail-fit silhouette while a bold, stacked typographic design reads "I AM NOT A REPTILIAN SHAPE SHIFTER" in textured green tones — equal parts witty and confrontational. The ribbed V-neck and shoulder tape keep the shape neat after many wears, and side seams give the shirt a tailored fall that looks intentional whether layered under a jacket or worn solo. Ethically made and thoughtfully finished with a tear-away label, it’s built for people who lean into conspiracy-curiosity, late-night debates, and the kind of ironic self-expression that starts conversations.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton fabric (heathers blended) — breathable and smooth
- Retail fit with V-neckline for a contemporary silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards) in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
I Am Not a Reptilian Shape Shifter Tee — Funny Conspiracy Graphic V-Neck Shirt
$18.82
Sale price
$18.82
Regular price
Product features
- Lightweight 100% cotton fabric (heathers blended) — breathable and smooth
- Retail fit with V-neckline for a contemporary silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards) in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat